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The Rock Chalkboard
Would any other Kansans in the portal make sense for KU women’s basketball? – KU Sports
“I think that played a really big factor to be honest, to come back for (Ryan) and spend her graduate year, her final year, with friends and family being able to support her was a big part of her decision,” Schneider said at last season’s Big 12 Conference media day. “And then Skyler both wanted to move to the Power Five level and, I think, had grown up a Kansas fan during her time in Wichita.”
Philon reportedly requests release from letter of intent, will not attend KU – KU Sports
Point guard Labaron Philon, a four-star prospect from Mobile, Alabama, who committed to Kansas in September and signed in November, has requested a release from his National Letter of Intent and reopened his recruitment, according to multiple reports Tuesday night.
KU makes top-five list for ex-Dayton sharpshooter – KU Sports
It’s easy to see why Brea is in high demand from the most prestigious programs in college basketball. In his fourth season at Dayton (he has one more year of eligibility), he shot 100-for-201 from beyond the arc, i.e., 49.8%, and averaged 11.1 points per game while coming off the bench for 29 of the Flyers’ 33 games.
Eraser Dust
Supreme Court takes up Trump’s claim of ‘absolute immunity’ from criminal prosecution – ABC News
Against the backdrop of a divisive 2024 presidential campaign, the U.S. Supreme Court on Thursday will take up the monumental question of whether a former president turned presumptive GOP nominee can be criminally prosecuted for his efforts to stay in power after the last election.
Tennessee legislature passes bill allowing teachers to carry concealed guns – CBS News
Protesters chanted “Blood on your hands” at Tennessee House Republicans on Tuesday after they passed a bill that would allow some teachers and staff to carry concealed handguns on public school grounds, and bar parents and other teachers from knowing who was armed.
FBI director warns of TikTok’s danger
In an exclusive interview with NBC News’ Lester Holt, FBI Director Christopher Wray says he’s concerned about TikTok because the platform’s parent company is beholden to the Chinese government. Wray also discussed international and domestic threats, and protests stemming from the Israel-Hamas conflict.
Nuggets Player Goes Viral for Classy Act Towards Anthony Davis After Win
As the Nuggets mobbed Murray, Davis’ momentum from contesting the shot carried him into Denver’s celebration, leaving his lower body at risk for a potential injury. Nuggets guard — and Davis’s former Lakers teammate — Kentavious Caldwell-Pope quickly recognized this and made sure that the Lakers big man didn’t get hurt in a video shared by TJ Manotoc on X, formerly Twitter.
The Simpsons kills off beloved character in emotional episode
The Simpsons has killed off beloved character [SPOILER] after 35 years.
Montana State University breaks ground in nursing school building in Kalispell
KALISPELL — Montana State University, Logan Health and members of the community came together to celebrate the groundbreaking on a new nursing education building in Kalispell on April 23, 2024.
Kidnapping suspect caught in Flathead County after two chases
The Flathead County Sheriff’s Office says they captured Adam Whiteman, a suspect accused of kidnapping a woman. Officials say it happened after Whiteman escaped custody following his release from a medical evaluation at Logan Health.
The IRS says it’s going after wealthy tax cheats. Here’s what new audit stats show.
New audit statistics hint that the tax collector is indeed combing through more tax returns filed by wealthy taxpayers — but it’s still too soon to say how tough the IRS gets with them, according to tax experts. And it’s too soon to be sure the taxman will go easy on less-wealthy households, even if there are encouraging signs, they add.
Survey: Montanans Indicate Decreasing Quality of Life, but Record Support for Public Lands Issues – Flathead Beacon
Arecord proportion of Montana residents report being concerned about their quality of life, new polling data shows, with 62% reporting it has gotten worse in the last five years and 84% describing the changing character of the state as a very serious problem.
Rock Fans Share Vocal Reactions to 2024 Rock Hall Snubs
The most vocal fanbase of all the snubbed acts appears to be those calling out Oasis’ omission. It probably shouldn’t come as too much of a surprise after singer Liam Gallagher shared his disdain for the Rock Hall when Oasis first appeared on the list of potential 2024 inductees back in February.
Senate passes $95B foreign aid package for Ukraine, Israel and Taiwan: What’s next? – ABC News
The Senate on Tuesday night passed a package to deliver $95 billion in foreign aid to Ukraine, Israel and Taiwan — a bipartisan win months in the making.